should have asked first

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2008 22:33:29

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress.

After she has disrobed, he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman.

He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

Post 2 by Thom3of5 (Do the Doo.) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 7:21:09

ROFLMAO. That's a good one

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 8:09:50

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 11:17:58

lol. that was awsome!

Post 5 by frequency (the music man) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 11:22:44

what an idiot. lol good one.

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 18:25:46

Hahahhahahaha, I think I've seen this before, but very funny all the same.

Post 7 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2008 18:47:35

lol i've seen this one so many times lol but still funny